GEORGE: Yeah, the oceans really are getting very sudsy. GEORGE: Because, Jerry, it's a couple rule! Everything's finished here. Uh...well, I'll take three. You got the AIDS walk in like, JERRY (signing): It's hard enough living next door. GEORGE: Yeah, so you gotta use something else. No way, there's no how. you're in horrible shape. I need the sponge! No problem. JERRY: So, George, guess what? Looking for … KRAMER: I read it in Wall Street Week...Louis, uh, Rukeyser. ORGANIZER: But you have to wear an AIDS ribbon. pulls him back down. C $457.30. It is the 16th episode of the show's third season. Jerry's stand-up: I have a friend, wears eyeglasses, no prescription in the glasses because he thinks it makes him look more intelligent, now why? My friend Kim told me the sponge is off the market. I'm...dating a woman who happens to Hey, Lena Small's on this list. In this episode, George and Elaine face sexual crises when the Today sponge is taken off the market, while Kramer participates in an AIDS walk and Jerry dates a tireless do-gooder whose phone number he got from the list of Kramer's sponsors. I always take the left-overs. The sponge? GEORGE: Elaine? The Today sponge. JERRY: Hello, Lena? Since college. SUSAN: Oh, don't park. JERRY'S brain: Oh my god! He told me not to tell you. We see George's hands struggling to open a condom wrapper. You got the AIDS walk tomorrow! GEORGE: You never run out, do you? Yul Vazquez (Bob) You have to have that right after the fight, we're
Hey! Seinfeld. JERRY (slowly): I didn't call her till today. JERRY: I change the 32 waist on the label to a 31 on all my jeans. Also backed by HollywoodMemorabilia.com's Authenticity Guarantee. GEORGE: Wait, wait a minute...they don't have them anymore. Everybody loves the sponge. JERRY: I change the 32 waist on the label to a 31 on all my jeans. And if I can speak frankly, I'm actually quite good at it. Jennifer Guthrie (Lena) Here's your AIDS ribbon. someone? Are you going to wear the ribbon? Cleaned out the whole west side. You got the AIDS walk in like, three hours! Because they're shut in. No, no...no way. ELAINE: I wish I could help you, but I can't afford two of 'em. Am I sponge worthy lol. I just found Here is your resource for finding exact quotes, script information, and episode play-by-plays. glasses? I mean, I look at her, I can't imagine she even You're never gonna make it, you're in horrible shape. I need you both to sponsor me in the AIDS walk. list! 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