(Patrick is drooling) But the opposite of clean is filth, which means filth is clean, that means Squidward is really making my yard a wreck, but I normally wreck my own yard which means, (Gary meows) Squidward is being the opposite of Squidward which means he’s SpongeBob! When they leave, he shouts that it isn't his birthday and decides to move out of Bikini Bottom the next day. I can’t tell you how many times I’ve seen a sale fall through because of bad neighbors. 10:46. That’s the nicest thing Squidward’s ever said to me! Who’s there? Please sell my house! Sypnosis. I made my house a mess, which was making it clean, which made Squidward clean my yard, (Sponge wraps his arms around himself repeatedly) but that really means he’s messing it up. Remember when SpongeBob learned about Opposite Day? YOU'RE WELCOME BUT IT'S OPPOSITE DAY! (puts on the wig and frolics around) Come on SpongeBob, tackle me! It’s Opposite Day and I... (stops running) ...walk, don’t run. SpongeBob eats from Gary's bowl) Meow. (SpongeBob & Patrick blows a bubble but they blow themselves into bubbles, instead. Transcript. SpongeBob: Patrick...go away! Realtor Lady: Okay, I really don’t want to hear another one. Ow. [shows from left to right Patrick's, Squidward's, and SpongeBob's houses, then zooms in on SpongeBob's house] Home to one of my favorite creatures, SpongeBob SquarePants. French narrator: Ah, the sea...So fascinating. ... Video Transcript. Ow. I do not take credit for anything in this video. Patrick: Oh! Ow. Red Rooster crows, causing everyone to wake up. The Grumpy Old Troll is sleeping and hears noises. Edit. (sees the realtor's boat and screams) Ahh, no! Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. I must be the opposite of SpongeBob! So wonderful. Alternate transcripts are available here. Squidward: It’s not my birthday! (both walk into Squidward's art room) And here’s the worst room in the house: my gallery. Currently known as Help Wanted. SpongeBob: (talking like Squidward) Yes, please come in. (muscular guy shoves a spoonful of lima beans in SpongeBob’s mouth. Opposite Day...I’d love to. When he stops, he can hear SpongeBob's laughter) What the…?! 3:10. Please note: Due to constant attempts by spambots to get access to SpongePedia, account creation is currently disabled. Not that opposite. D&D Beyond Ow. Realtor Lady: Well, umm, I’m not sure if I’m interested... SpongeBob: Nonsense! My first YTP c: Disclaimer: I do not own Spongebob Squarepants or anything else in this video. SpongeBob: (opens door for Patrick) After you, Mr. Squidward. (SpongeBob is confused) You mean you’ve never heard of it? A clam crows like a rooster, causing everyone to wake up. Fo-Gotten Years: You Can't Swim; Plankton's Holiday Hits; The Endless Summer; SpongeBob Lends a Helping Pants; Surprise Sandy Day; Songs. Realtor Lady: Oh my, this painting is very nice. (Squidward screams and hangs onto the realtor lady's legs). It's a totter-teeter! For further questions go to SpongePedia:Contents ! This article is a gallery of screenshots taken from the SpongeBob SquarePants episode "Opposite Day" from season one, which aired on September 11, 1999. Blue Yoshi arrives home realizing that everyone has swapped personalities! I hate company. You may be looking for the WordGirl episode. SpongeBob: Yes? By being... (stretches his nose out and puts his belt around the middle of his head) (talks like Squidward) Squidward! What about my house?! You need bed rest! 1,674 views. Once the party begins, everything will be the opposite of what it normally is. "Opposite Day" is aDora, Boots, Benny, Isa, Tico, Diego, & Baby Jaguar (SpongeBob SquarePants)episode from season one. Now, would you care to see the rest of my home? SpongeBob: But Patrick, it's Opposite Day! SpongeBob and Squidward are getting really hot at the Krusty Krab, so Mr. Krabs takes them to the beach to sell Krabby Patties. It's Opposite Day! That afternoon, he calls Patty Rechid from Bikini Realty to arrange for his house to be sold, so that he may move out of the neighborhood. In this episode, The Grumpy Old Troll tells Dora, Boots, Benny, Isa, Tico, Diego, Baby Jaguar, Steve, Blue, Tickety, Slippery, Sidetable, Mailbox, Shovel, and Pail that it is opposite day. Patrick: I'm going to say wait wut! (shuts door and takes off party hat) That’s it, I’m moving out of this neighborhood! Living next to you! SpongeBob: (doorbell rings) Company! Let me show you how it’s done, the WRONG way. Dora, Boots, Benny, Isa, Tico, Diego, and Baby Jaguar (SpongeBob SquarePants): Club Dora, Boots, Benny, Isa, Tico, Diego, and Baby Jaguar/Transcript Why don’t you get a jump on it. Transcript: The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie; Specials. List Of Bikini Bottom Songs. YOU'RE WELCOME BUT IT'S OPPOSITE DAY! Fandom Apps Take your favorite fandoms with you and never miss a beat. The Big One" is an episode from Season 6. Patrick: (sitting on newspapers) Meow. Squidward: Let me show you guys how much I hate you! (Pat and Sponge marvel at their mess), SpongeBob: On Opposite Day it is. Characters. SpongeBob: Please, let me finish. Realtor Lady: Uhh...well, you didn’t mention that on the phone. He awakens to reveal SpongeBob and Patrick under his blanket with a sign that reads "happy birthday"), SpongeBob & Patrick: Surprise! Kids: Yay! Ow. I wanna be opposite too. (woman from Bikini Realty on phone) I can sell your home in a heartbeat. Realtor Lady: (looking at a picture of Squidward's house) Absolutely, Mr. Tentacles! Opposite...opposite... (Later, SpongeBob is sleeping but is awaken from Squidward's instrument playing outside), SpongeBob: Umm, Squidward, why are you playing that drum? Normally, you’re really loud and annoying, so what are you going to be today? Happy birthday, Squidward! Patrick: Hey SpongeBob! (laughs) Opposite Day. (normal voice again) Now you try. You may be looking for the WordGirl episode. All the kids cheer) Kids: Ha-ha, ha-ha! (plays more). [It's another great day in Bikini Bottom. Patrick: SpongeBob doesn’t like me anymore! This transcript is for the SpongeBob SquarePants episode. Oh, I am so sorry, ma’am, I hope these two (barnacle heads) haven’t harmed you in any way. I'm Squidward. Here, we see Bikini Bottom, teeming with life. (Squid smacks his forehead), Squidward: (panicked) If the real estate agent sees that mess, I’ll never sell this house! SpongeBob: Patrick! SpongeBob: I’m Squidward, he’s Squidward. Word. SpongeBob: I love...I mean, I hate Opposite Day. Transcript. Squidward: So long, chum! (as he is building, the realtor lady drives up). No one will ever buy my house with him living next door! Special thanks to "SpongeBuddy Mania" for help with some of the episode transcripts on this wiki. SpongeBob: (being used as a ball in the two muscular guys' ping pong game) Ow. (muscular guy shoves a spoonful of lima beans in SpongeBob’s mouth. Realtor Lady: It’s funny, I pictured you being much taller. Swaparoo! The winters are harsh, the summers are brutal. History Talk (0) Comments Share. Squidward: I’ll tell you what’s terrible! Patrick: Opposite Day? SpongeBob: Quiet and out of the way! SpongeBob: Wow! Let me try! Squidward: Oh that’s great news, because I want to move as soon as possible. Squidward: (goes outside and sees SpongeBob and Patrick in a tent in his backyard) SpongeBob, aren't you two supposed to be camping? Swaparoo!is the third episode of the first season ofSpongeBob & Sagwa. Squidward: Oh sure, there’s none of that... Did you say neighbors? (takes off wig) And goodbye, Bikini Bottom! (Squidward drives up with a bulldozer), Squidward: Out of the way, SpongeBob! Squidward: Yeah! Gary eats properly from a table. Both talk and laugh backwards) Say, want to help me do some work around the house, worst enemy? This category contains disambiguation pages — navigational aids which list other pages that might otherwise share the same title. Opposite Day is a special where we do and say the opposite of what we normally do and say. Take your favorite fandoms with you and never miss a beat. Please log in to get the full benefit of SpongePedia. Aww, isn’t Opposite Day.... (giggles) ...terrible?! Blue Yoshi's Opposite Day is the sixth episode of Season 7 of Vester&Friends. This article is a transcript of the SpongeBob SquarePantsepisode "Dumped" from season two, which aired on March 5, 2001. Happy birthday cake! Patrick: Ok. (takes a deep breath and continues dancing) I’m Squidward, Squidward, Squidward, Squidward. Transcript; Add translations. Opposite Day is the twenty-first episode of Wait Wut. Boy, oh boy, do I like playing the clarinet. (Squidward stops playing). Oh! SpongeBob: Hello, Squidward! Nature Pants: After suffering through some unusually rough days at work, SpongeBob decides to leave his industrialized life and "live off the land" with the jellyfish in JellyFish Fields. Hey, I’ve heard of that! As long as it’s not infested with nematodes, or surrounded by troublesome neighbors or something like that. Squidward: (opens door) Stop! Transcript: The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie; Specials. SpongeBob: Yes? Boy, have you been missing out! (Patrick bursts through the painting), Patrick: Thank you! Realtor Lady: No problem! SpongeBob & Patrick: Happy Opposite Day, Squidward! If an internal link referred you to one of these pages, you might want to go back and fix it to point directly to the intended page. Realtor Lady: I really don’t want to hear more, thank you. Ow. SpongeBob: (opens door) That’s right! Normally I’m stuffy, boring, but today I’m silly and spontaneous! Blue Yoshi; Mario (as Luigi) Luigi (as Mario) Yellow Yoshi (as Link) Link (as Yellow Yoshi) He takes a piece of coral and puts it below Patrick's eyes where his nose would be) Yeah! "Opposite Day" She tries to sell a house for Squidward, but SpongeBob and Patrick dress up with big noses, posing as the real Squidward, and SpongeBob lies about how horrible the house is when he describes it to her. Spongebob then informs him that it is Opposite Day, and they do a number of things as opposites. (SpongeBob is playing clarinet for the lady). Mom? ... Lego SpongeBob Opposite Day - Duration: 10:46. Squidward is sleeping and hears noises. This page was last modified on 19 April 2011, at 19:02. (Squidward begins to rebuild the pineapple). SpongeBob: I hear you loud and clear. Boy, have you been missing out. I wanna be opposite too! Alternate transcripts are available here. (walks in and shuts door), Squidward: (still rebuilding pineapple) Oh, Opposite Day. Let me show you how to do it the wrong way! SpongeBob & Sagwa:(laughing) SpongeBob:Okay, my turn. 1,674 views. (SpongeBob thinks then snaps his fingers. (woman screams and jumps up to the ceiling). (giggles but Patrick cries). "SpongeBob SquarePants vs. See, on Opposite Day, that isn't a teeter-totter. Realtor Lady: Anyway, I’ll be by tomorrow to check out the house. Pin the tail on the seahorse! (SpongeBob is in two pieces but gives two thumbs up. Patrick: Hey SpongeBob! Patrick: Hey! This is a list of transcripts from the SpongeBob SquarePants episodes. This article is a transcript of the SpongeBob SquarePants episode, " Opposite Day " from season one, which aired on September 11, 1999. Dora, Boots, Benny, Isa, Tico, Diego, and Baby Jaguar (SpongeBob SquarePants): Club Dora, Boots, Benny, Isa, Tico, Diego, and Baby Jaguar/Transcript [Leni takes a deep breath and pants] Not that opposite. Opposite Day (SpongeBob SquarePants) This transcript is for the SpongeBob SquarePants episode. SpongeBob: We are camping. It’s not enough to look like Squidward to be opposite... (talking like Squidward) ...you have to act like him, too. (cries as SpongeBob & Patrick walk up). Realtor Lady: Oh my, the house is even more beautiful in person! List Of Bikini Bottom Songs. See you then! Happy birthday Squidward! (Squidward drives up with a bulldozer chasing SpongeBob & Patrick away). Squidward is still asleep, only to be woken up and then annoyed by SpongeBob and Patrick, who came into his house to throw a surprise birthday party for him. Yes, of course he lives in a pineapple, you silly. Hello miss. Realtor Lady: What kind of fool do you take me for? Spongebob crawls back into bed, informing Gary that it is Opposite Day, before the doorbell rings. Squidward: Ma’am, please! "Opposite Day" She tries to sell a house for Squidward, but SpongeBob and Patrick dress up with big noses, posing as the real Squidward, and SpongeBob lies about how horrible the house is when he describes it to her. Opposite Day - Spongebob Squarepants Transcripts Written by Chuck Klein, Jay Lender, and Mr. Lawrence (Squidward is sleeping and hearing noises. Yeah. He is about to graduate and I really didn't want his videos deleted after he graduated, so don't hate on me, OK? Opposite Day is the twenty-first episode of Wait Wut. Lego Studio 28,067 views. Mom? I'm Squidward, Squidward, Squidward. The Grumpy Old Troll is sleeping and hears noises. There, they find Sandy and Patrick. Patrick: wut wait [We see The Grumpy Old Troll's bridge at sunrise. Like this video? This is a transcript for Opposite Day (Dora, Boots, Benny, Isa, Tico, Diego, and Baby Jaguar (SpongeBob SquarePants)). Let me try! Finally! 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